Just ask this guy…

I’m gonna keep him in my thoughts…right between my ass hurts and lets fuck the waitress…
One the greatest comics of all time!

I don’t know why but every time I see this commercial I get all hyper…for like…a second or two. It really does make you want to move…

Of course you can’t have a commercial with this much win and not have YouTube knock-offs! These guys are have way decent…watch for the PRONOUNCIATING!

And one more out of [...]

My wife is extremely picky when it comes to folding the laundry. It kind of works in my favor because she doesn’t really like it when I help her. She has tried to teach me “her way” of folding several times…well…maybe I need this kind of learning!

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I was going to do top 10, but you get the point!
(to get the most from this post, play all 5 at once!)