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I’m gonna keep him in my thoughts…right between my ass hurts and lets fuck the waitress…
One the greatest comics of all time!

Tilly: What was the driver thinking? The driver wasn’t. Thinking that is. My sis was a trucker, she let me know...
capt. obvious: He got shoved there by a slow moving train. (Note the dent in the trailer and the nearby crossing...
Lenny: The thing that got me thinking was how did the cab get up the slope in the first place?
Ash: Was he trying to….. No he coulden’t have been……. He was wasen’t he =\.
Ben: Olbermann is so full of shit. Just as full of shit as the current administration. Actually the entire government.